a note from mopez

my friend meredith sent this to me yesterday from her soon-to-be-born baby boy, who we affectionately refer to as mopez.

Dear Baby Block:

You don't need to torture your Mommy by giving her migraines right now. There are better ways to torture a Mommy. Some of my personal faves:

*sticking your feet in between her ribs

*using her bladder as a speed bag to practice your boxing moves

*pushing down on her so she feels like a hard sneeze will have you shooting out of her

If you need more tips, you know how to find me.

Sincerely,

Mopez xoxo